Once upon a time there was a grown-up looking for a book with very short bedtime stories for a kid who wouldn't go to sleep. So the grown-up picked up this book and read this flap and took the book home and read it out loud and they both laughed and fell fast asleep fast. Just like you. The end.
About the Author
Geoffrey Kloske is a book editor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.
Barry Blitt’s illustrations have appeared on more than eighty New Yorker covers and have also graced the pages of The New York Times and Entertainment Weekly. He is the illustrator of Once Upon a Time, the End (Asleep in 60 Seconds) by Geoffrey Koske and The Adventures of Mark Twain by Huckleberry Finn by Robert Burleigh, as well as other picture books. He lives in Roxbury, Connecticut.
"Smart and funny and beautiful and pithy. I really love it and I'm very jealous." -- Maira Kalman
"Better than Children's Benadryl when it's cocktail hour and the kid won't go to sleep." -- Daniel Handler (a.k.a. Lemony Snicket)