We feel happy to tell you, you can buy, early, Thing Explainer by Randall Munroe with Randall’s name written on it. There is a limit on how many Thing Explainers with Randall’s name written on them you can buy. So, obviously, buy one for you and the people you know soon. Touch here with the thing you use to point at stuff on the electric picture.
(Above composed using only the words from the 1,000 most commonly used words in English, as Munroe did in Thing Explainer, which is actually really, really difficult, so you should preorder copy just for the accomplishment alone.)